For out yonder on ocean’s runway, a pulse, a ripple, a serendipitous wave approaches—a shimmering object appears... a glass bottle.
No, not just any bottle but rather, a very special glass vessel; a vessel containing an itsy-bitsy, margarita-drinking jackass on the inside, and a reefed-up, cork-straddling Jamaican parrot on the out.
The ass says he has a life-changing message for you.
Well… don’t that just figure. You, recipient of Ocean’s treasured gift of a message in a bottle, have your message delivered by… a jackass!
