A drifting bottle: 0.112 knots.
A magical bottle: ass inside with chill accessories (hammock, sand, facial bling, jumbo margarita) plus breeze-catching parrot with wings unfurled... 2.7 knots.
Welcome to 2dot7 Bottling where we specialize in one-of-a-kind SOS bottle production with an expertise in ocean noir bottles. Our bottles provide minimal friction for wave drifting travel and offer
a 360-degree ocean wide view.
Additionally, we also mentally brew a proprietary TM LIFE lager β the Jackstone Dibs lager... a Tranquil and Measured Life lager. Dibs lager is a bottle you sip slowlyβ¦ real slowly, like 50+ years slowly... if you're one of the lucky ones.
Hereβs where the IP comes in - each taste will adapt to you and your inner self. A smooth taste experience means you lead a TM LIFE... cheers to that! If you find Dibs lager not to your liking or perhaps even a bit skanky, then you and your inner self (a.k.a. soul) are out of alignment, and we suggest taking a stroll to the closest display of ocean's drunken line painting on a canvas of sand and hope a corked (SOS savior of souls, BOB beast of burden) ass drifts to your shore... to deliver a message; and with a splash of irony, save your ass.
Dibs lager is only available at The Wobbly Fan.
Smooth black glass
With his steed Brasnick
With Pink Umbrella shade thrower
With anti-British sling-shotter
Special heartland glass
Her love is like none other
TITANIC MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
Penned the pioneering classic outdoor travel book of the CΓ©vennes mountains in south-central France at age 27
Jack Danielβs No. 27 Gold is crafted to the same uncompromising standards as Old No. 7, but then twice charcoal mellowed to be luxuriously smooth and extra matured in golden-hued maple barrels for a rich, warm finish
When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers first stepped on the playing field in 1976, they set a course to a twenty-six consecutive game losing streak. But on game 27, the Bucs 'came marching in' to New Orleans and began to Fire the Cannons! to their first victory
We only got to see it on Mulberry Street (Dr. Seuss's first book) after 27 rejections by publishers. Perhaps if Dr. Seuss used a donkey or mule instead of a horse to pull the wagon, there would have been no rejections
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