Spirited Adventures of JACKSTONE DIBS

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2dot7 BOTTLING

A drifting bottle:   0.112 knots.  

A magical bottle: ass inside with chill accessories (hammock, sand, facial bling, jumbo margarita) plus breeze-catching parrot with wings unfurled...  2.7 knots.


Welcome to 2dot7 Bottling where we specialize in one-of-a-kind SOS bottle production with an expertise in ocean noir bottles.  Our bottles provide minimal friction for wave drifting travel and offer 

a 360-degree ocean wide view.


Additionally, we also mentally brew a proprietary TM LIFE lager – the Jackstone Dibs lager...  a Tranquil and Measured Life lager. Dibs lager is a bottle you sip slowly… real slowly, like 50+ years slowly... if you're one of the lucky ones.


Here’s where the IP comes in - each taste will adapt to you and your inner self. A smooth taste experience means you lead a TM LIFE... cheers to that!  If you find Dibs lager not to your liking or perhaps even a bit skanky, then you and your inner self (a.k.a. soul) are out of alignment, and we suggest taking a stroll to the closest display of ocean's drunken line painting on a canvas of sand and hope a corked (SOS savior of souls, BOB beast of burden) ass drifts to your shore... to deliver a message; and with a splash of irony,  save your ass.


Dibs lager is only available at The Wobbly Fan.

2dot7 BOTTLE LIST

NOIR

Smooth black glass

Knight Tittington

16th Century

With his steed Brasnick

Red Dog Randy

21st Century

With Pink Umbrella shade thrower

The Town Mayor

Year 1813

With anti-British sling-shotter


SPECIALS

Special heartland glass

Lemonade Stand

Daily

Her love is like none other

2dot7 Bottles

    MOTHER OCEAN BOTTLES

    TITANIC MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

      passionate bray to the 27 combo

      Robert Louis Stevenson

      Penned the pioneering classic outdoor travel book of the CΓ©vennes mountains in south-central France at age 27

      Jack Daniels

      Jack Daniel’s No. 27 Gold is crafted to the same uncompromising standards as Old No. 7, but then twice charcoal mellowed to be luxuriously smooth and extra matured in golden-hued maple barrels for a rich, warm finish

      Queen of Hearts

      A good shuffle, a few good cuts, then count to 27


      Card magic by Jason

      click on photo



      Buccaneers

      When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers first stepped on the playing field in 1976, they set a course to a twenty-six consecutive game losing streak.  But on game 27, the Bucs 'came marching in' to New Orleans and began to Fire the Cannons! to their first victory

      Mulberry Street

      Mulberry Street

      We only got to see it on Mulberry Street (Dr. Seuss's first book) after 27 rejections by publishers.  Perhaps if Dr. Seuss used a donkey or mule instead of a horse to pull the wagon, there would have been no rejections

      Copyright Β© 2024 Jackstone Dibs - All Rights Reserved.


      GET WOBBLY

      Proceeds from the Wobbly Fan go to the Donkey Sanctuary Ireland and the James River Association

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