2dot7 BOTTLING

A drifting bottle:   0.112 knots.  

A magical bottle: ass inside with chill accessories (hammock, sand, facial bling, jumbo margarita) plus breeze-catching parrot with wings unfurled...  2.7 knots.

Welcome to 2dot7 Bottling where we specialize in one-of-a-kind SOS bottle production with an expertise in ocean noir bottles.  Our bottles provide minimal friction for wave drifting travel and offer 

a 360-degree ocean wide view.

Additionally, we also brew a proprietary TM LIFE lager – the Jackstone Dibs lager...  a Tranquil and Measured life lager. Dibs lager is a bottle you sip slowly… real slowly, like 50 years slowly... if you're lucky.

Here’s where the IP comes in - each taste will adapt to you and your inner self. A smooth taste experience means you lead a TM LIFE... cheers to that!  If you find Dibs lager not to your liking or perhaps even a bit skanky, then you and your inner self (a.k.a. soul) are out of alignment, and we suggest tossing a message in a bottle out into the ocean blue and hope our favorite ass drifts to your shore... to save your ass.

Dibs lager is only available at The Wobbly Fan.