For out yonder on oceanβs runway,
a pulse, a ripple, a serendipitous wave approachesβ
a shimmering object appears... a glass bottle.
No, not just any bottle but rather, a very special glass vessel;
a vessel containing an itsy-bitsy, margarita-drinking jackass on the inside, and a reefed-up, cork-straddling Jamaican parrot on the out.
The ass says he has a life-changing message for you!
Wellβ¦ donβt that just figure.
You, recipient of Oceanβs treasured gift of a message in a bottle,
have your message delivered by⦠a jackass.