sometimes the Greatest Ideas Start with a Jackass

All donkeys, mules and hinnies welcome ... horses not so much

All donkeys, mules and hinnies welcome ... horses not so much

THE ASS IN A GLASS

For out yonder on ocean’s runway,

a pulse, a ripple, a serendipitous wave approaches—

a shimmering object appears... a glass bottle.

No, not just any bottle but rather, a very special glass vessel;

a vessel containing an itsy-bitsy, margarita-drinking jackass on the inside, and a reefed-up, cork-straddling Jamaican parrot on the out.

The ass says he has a life-changing message for you!

Well… don’t that just figure.

You, recipient of Ocean’s treasured gift of a message in a bottle,

have your message delivered by… a jackass.