Spirited Adventures of JACKSTONE DIBS

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SOMETIMES THE GREATEST IDEAS START WITH A JACKASS

SOMETIMES THE GREATEST IDEAS START WITH A JACKASS SOMETIMES THE GREATEST IDEAS START WITH A JACKASS SOMETIMES THE GREATEST IDEAS START WITH A JACKASS

All donkeys, mules, and hinnies welcome...  horses, not so much.   





by Rose McVice🌹


THE ASS IN A GLASS ™

Jackstone DIBS (PhD)... pretty handsome donkey

For out yonder on ocean’s runway, a pulse, a ripple, a serendipitous wave approaches—a shimmering object appears... a glass bottle. 


No, not just any bottle but rather, a very special glass vessel; a vessel containing an itsy-bitsy, margarita-drinking jackass on the inside, and a reefed-up, cork-straddling Jamaican parrot on the out. 


This humorous story takes a twist as the ass claims he has a life-changing message for you! Well… don’t that just figure. 


You, recipient of Ocean’s treasured gift of a message in a bottle, are about to embark on a maritime adventure delivered by… a jackass.

the Creative Assworks STUDIO

AT THE DONKEY TROUGH

Our Creative Assworks Studio pours a whimsical, slightly bawdy, humorous maritime story of a message in a bottle that floats in timeless waters- with one ingredient change. The traditional handwritten note, found inside a bottle, has been replaced by a non-traditional margarita drinking jackass... who just so happens to hear soul-saving messages thru a mystical, musical breeze which he delivers to lucky bottle finders upon washing ashore. It is stylishly written for those who find pleasure in reading Dr Seuss while perhaps drinking a cold beer or adult beverage of choice. Feel free to reach out and thank you for washing upon our shore.

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Take a sip of narrative verse

by Rose McVice

Williamsburg, Virginia, United States

POETRY IN SEARCH OF A CHUCKLE OR TWO

Silhouette of a relaxed hobo in a bottle with text H2O and HOBO.

CREATIVE ASSWORKS STUDIO LLC


THE ASS IN A GLASS  ™ 

GET WOBBLY ™  -  Proceeds from the Wobbly Fan go to donkey sanctuaries

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